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♪♪ [ Pop ]

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♪ I found, I found ♪

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♪ So many things ♪

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- ♪ I dreamed of♪
- ♪ Dreamed of, dreamed of ♪

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♪ You fell in love with me ♪

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- ♪ But I couldn't think ♪
- ♪ I couldn't think ♪

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♪ Of how it could be ♪

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♪ And I finally found him ♪

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♪ And I'm takin'
the long way out ♪

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- ♪ 'Cause it's gonna be ♪
- ♪ It's gonna be ♪

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♪ Somethin' special to me ♪

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♪ Somethin' special to me
Yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ Days go by
and we're still laughing ♪

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♪ He's all mine and I'm never alone ♪

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♪ Days go by and we're still happy ♪

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♪ He's all mine alone ♪

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♪ He's somethin' special to me ♪

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♪ He's somethin' special to me ♪

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♪ He's somethin' special to me ♪

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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ And I finally found him ♪

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♪ And I'm takin'
the long way out ♪

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- ♪ 'Cause it's gonna be ♪
- ♪ It's gonna be ♪

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♪ Somethin' special to me ♪

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♪ Somethin' special to me
Yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ Days go by
and we're still happy ♪

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♪ He's all mine alone ♪♪

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[ Woman Narrating ] It all
began at the Plaza Hotel...

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twenty years ago
in the month of June.

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[ Crowd Chattering ] Two mothers
brought their daughters, Liv and Emma,

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here to the Palm Court for tea.

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On that afternoon,
there was a wedding.

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There was something blue,
something borrowed...

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and something
completely magical.

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And two little girls
from New Jersey...

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held in their hands a new dream-

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that one day they would find
that one person...

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who would stand by them
no matter what,

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and when they did, they too...

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would haveJune weddings
at the Plaza.

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Thank you.

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And yes, Your Honor, I will take
this lofty man to be my husband.

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I always knew my wedding would
be the happiest day of my life.

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Now I will dance with you until
we have six babies and a house.

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Do you think they let pets
inside the Plaza?

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Well, it's not like we're getting
married until we're 16 at least.

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Next time, can I play the bride?

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Emma, you know
I always play the bride.

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[ Woman On Stereo ] ♪ This
will be an everlasting love ♪

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♪ This will be... ♪♪
Not too shabby.

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Caviar cocktail hour... Cigar
roller, white glove service-

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Celadon cymbidium orchids.
Great deejay.

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[ Liv ] So we both
admit it's beautiful.

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Um, yeah. But?

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Do you think it's the work
of Marion St. Claire?

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Oh. Marion's a visionary.

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Mmm?

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Oh. If it had been my wedding-

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Oh, just say it. It ain'tJune.

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And it ain't the Plaza.
It's the elephant in the room.

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Yeah. [ Gasps ]

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And here you are. Oh, look.

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A duck made out of ice.
Isn't this great?

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Know what else is great?

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Going home early and watching
your backed-up TiVo?

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Am I that predictable?

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How about one more dance,

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and I'll give you my piece of
the cake-if you let me lead.

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Very funny.

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Come on. Come on.
You know I always lead.

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Hey. Oh.

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Hi, girls. [ Laughs ]

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Are you ready to catch this bouquet?
Gotta go.

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- I'm so happy all of you are here.
- On the other hand, always fun.

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I know.
They take it so seriously.

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- My work friends, sort of.
- [ Guests Laugh ]

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My college buds-Oh, my God.

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Emma Allan, is that the same dress
you wore to the Delta Gamma...

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"Kegs for a Cause" semiformal,
like, a bazillion years ago?

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[ Murmuring ]

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Yeah. What's your point?
Because it's a classic.

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- If a dress works, you work it hard.
- Oh.

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See, that is sweet. And loyal.

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Girlfriends sticking up
for each other.

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I like that, a lot. Keep that.

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- Anyway, are you guys ready to catch this?
- Yeah.

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Just think about it,
feel it, catch it-

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One, two, three!

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[ Narrator ] I would have seen
the signs if I'd been there.

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It's all right there. Look at
Emma's eyes-Like a hunter's.

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And Liv's hand-How would you like
that clasped around your throat?

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Not that either of them can imagine
hurting each other at this point.

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Why should they? They've been
inseparable for 20 years.

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Okay, slow down.

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Why can't we run with iPods? We can't
run with iPods because iPods...

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are for people who can't be
alone with their own thoughts.

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I'm literally running circles around you.
Do you know that?

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Do you know how many things
I can think about at once?

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You know what
a multitasker I am.

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You're not enjoying my conversation?
Is that what you're saying?

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I'm hurt. I am very hurt, Liv.
I gotta go.

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All right. Have a good day.
Love you.

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Oh! And tell me how the meeting goes.
Watch this power walk.

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Whoo! Whoo!

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[ Bell Dings ] Hey, did you
get the changes to the brief?

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Read and highlighted in the cab.
Great.

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Purse. It's like the whole
city is made out of lint.

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It's an aggressive approach, exploiting
the weaknesses of our plaintiff's case,

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and I thinkjudicially
we'll find favor...

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Particularly if we pull
justice Givens.

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Thank you, Liv.

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Our best associate, Mr. Simmons.

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Maybe your approach
is too aggressive.

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I mean, if we pound them,

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as you suggest, they'll hardly
be in the mood to settle.

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Mr. Simmons, you don't-
You don't know me, but I-

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I know you.

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All you need to know
is how badly you want to win,

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because we won't be settling.

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- You're right. She's perfect.
- [ Bell Rings ]

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Oh, Ms. Allan?
Hey, Robert. What's up?

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I think Ms. Delgado
is looking for you.

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Is she? W-Was she nearby?

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She... She's in her room. She's...

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Emma, there you are.

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- Oh, God, Deb. Hi.
- I know. Isn't it gorgeous?

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God, I feel so blessed to have this body.
[ Chuckles ]

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You know, I am so late-No, no, no. Listen.
You gotta help me out here.

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You know the debate team? Yeah.

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I cannot go to the state finals.

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I mean, children talking
about their little problems.

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Ugh! You gotta do it for me.

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Yeah, Deb, I'm already doing
your late bus patrol...

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and pep squad and your
after-school detention.

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You're the debate team adviser. I
don't think that I should-I know.

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I do so much.

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I wish I could just
do the bare minimum.

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I so admire you for that.

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Thank you.

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Anyway, all right, look.
Here's how we'll work it out.

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I'll do the debate team-
Okay, good.

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Uh-huh. If you take my Tuesday study
halls for the rest of the year.

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Okay? Yeah, that's... No.

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[ Laughing ] All right.
You owe me, girl.

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- Get out of the hallway, kids!
- You know why she does this?

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You're the best teacher
at that school. No, I-

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She's trying to overwork you,
so you crack under pressure.

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Mm-mmm.
Middle school's a jungle.

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I don't know.
I think she's kind ofsad.

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I mean, she's been divorced,
like, three times.

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She's way ahead of us. I mean,
where are our divorces?

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I gotta get married first.

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God, I hate Daniel! [
Laughs ] ♪♪ [ Phone ]

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No, Kevin.
I'm dealing with a crisis.

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What's your crisis?

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Uh, that's code for
"I don't want to talk to you."

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Oh, I see. Well, then thank
you for putting me through.

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See? I told you those jeans would look
great on you. They aren't too tight?

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No, no. Not at all. But this...

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I mean, Emma, yellow-
Not your color.

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Okay? Seriously. Oh, but you know what?
Try this.

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Because-You know what? Keep it.

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Well-It never hung
right on me anyway.

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Ofcourse it doesn't
hang right on you.

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It's... my size, and it's new.

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This is the Dolce blouse I
told you about last week.

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Liv, I can't.
Hey, hey. It was on sale.

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I practically made money on it.
Liv, it's too much.

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Emma, Emma. Emma-
just say thank you. Just-

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Thank you. It's beautiful.
I love it. Good.

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Now this-Emma's stuff. Emma's stuff.
Let's get rid of it at one point.

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You moved out, like, a
hundred years ago. Okay.

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- Daniel's sweater? Cardigan? You
wanna try that? - Yeah, love it.

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[ Both Gasp ]

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Oh-

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Tiffany box.

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You're getting engaged?
I'm getting engaged.

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I'm getting engaged!
You're getting engaged!

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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Emma-No! Stop it. No. Liv!

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I have to look. Stop it! No! No!

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No, no! [ Squealing ]

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You can't stop me. [ Screams ]

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I'm sorry.

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But he should see your face
when you first see the ring.

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Good call.

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You always think ofothers, Emma.

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It never occurs to me like that.

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I mean, sometimes it does.

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I'm really happy for you.

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Promise me you won't tell
anyone until after he proposes.

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Oh, God. I would never.
I'd be out of my mind.

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♪♪ [ Pop On P.A. ]

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- I'm engaged!
- [ Screams ]

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Can we get four tequila shots?
No. No.

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No, no, no. None for me.

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[ Chuckles ] Oh, right.
I'm fine.

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Acapulco, 2006-
Emma and Fletcher on a break.

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[ Falsetto Voice ] "Never talk
about that weekend again."

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"I'm so lonely and confused, and
very thirsty. Please, Miguel"―.

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Okay, okay, okay.
Make it stop. Please.

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All right, a toast. To Liv―
Congratulations to an amazing friend.

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And condolences to Emma,
Liv's maid of honor.

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She will surely be the most
nightmarish bride ever.

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It is my burden and mine alone.

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- I'll be repaying the favor
very soon. Cheers. - Drink up.

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- What did I rush down here for?
- Nate! I'm getting married.

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Get out. Yeah.

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Oh, my God. Sister's gettin' married here.
[ Chuckles ]

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- Where's-Where's the groom?
- Oh. Oh. He's not here.

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Well, he hasn't actually
popped the question yet.

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A toast-To Daniel,

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who in his own world
is just working late,

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but I guess in Liv's world
has just proposed.

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So God bless him for wanting...

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to spend his life with
my sister in any world.

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To Liv. We love ya.

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He's a lucky guy. [ Woman ] Yep.
The biggest day of a girl's life.

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I'm gonna be right back.

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- Damn. Should I?
- I got it.

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I mean, they didn't get to
see me graduate law school,

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or read Nate's first story
in New York magazine.

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So I can't share this with 'em.

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I wish your parents
could be here too.

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Whatever. It's fine. I'm fine.

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Liv, you're only human.

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You don't have to have it together
every minute of every day.

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Former chubby girls-
We're made of steel.

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And Splenda. We survive.

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Well, first of all, you weren't fat.

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[ Chuckles ]
But, yes, you do survive.

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Thanks, Em. You're welcome, Liv.

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You're gonna be
the best maid of honor.

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Yes, I am. What do we do first?

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First... Oh! I was thinking.

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00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,879
It might be a good idea to
actually get the proposal.

237
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,888
See? It's that head for details.

238
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,850
Yeah, right? I know.

239
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,459
[ Man On TV ] ...people watching
this performance at home...

240
00:12:47,483 --> 00:12:49,273
with a huge question mark.

241
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,151
Hey, babe? I don't think they
sent us any fortune cookies.

242
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:54,939
No, they sent 'em.
I got them right here.

243
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,284
Oh, good.

244
00:12:57,359 --> 00:13:00,149
Okay. Here we are.

245
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,243
I'm just cuing it up. Mm-hmm.

246
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,777
This guy's gotta go. I'm sorry.
I know you like him. Mm-hmm.

247
00:13:05,801 --> 00:13:08,480
He's very pitchy. You know, Fletch,
that is actually a real thing.

248
00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:10,707
Pitchy. It's not just code
for someone you don't like.

249
00:13:10,731 --> 00:13:12,251
Oh, okay. You're pitchy.

250
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,673
Oh, uh, that one's mine.

251
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,254
Please. You're really calling
dibs on fortune cookies now?

252
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,379
Yeah. It's on the right side.
Okay, it's fine.

253
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,402
Yours is the left. If your fortune's
better than mine, I'm claiming it.

254
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,226
I don't think it will be.
Okay. Are you ready?

255
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,601
One-Two.

256
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,059
Three.

257
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,111
What's this?

258
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:42,403
I put a lot ofthought into
where I was gonna do this,

259
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,528
and, uh, I wanna do it here.

260
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,525
This is our home,

261
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:51,537
and if I'm 99 years old and we're
doing exactly this in our home...

262
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:54,502
TV and gettin' Chinese food-

263
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,423
that'll be good enough for me.

264
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,802
[ Laughs ] So, Emma Allan?

265
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,844
Uh-huh? Will you marry me?

266
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,046
- Yes. Yes.
- [ Phone Ringing ]

267
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:11,180
[ Beeps ]
It didn't happen tonight.

268
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,227
- But I'm not worried, 'cause I'm
sure Daniel's... I-I'm engaged.

269
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:19,321
Fletcherjust proposed,
like, two minutes ago.

270
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,320
I'm engaged.

271
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,782
- Color?
- Colorless.

272
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,572
- Cut?
- Brilliant.

273
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,525
- Clarity?
- Slightly included.

274
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,775
- Carat?
- Almost, maybejust under.

275
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,158
[ Whispering ] More than
he could afford, I'm sure.

276
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:34,075
- Ohhh.
- [ Squeals ]

277
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:37,584
- [ Phone Ringing ]
- Engaged? Wow!

278
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,088
Liv's engaged. You're engaged.

279
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,210
That's-That's...

280
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,129
C-Can I call you back?

281
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,018
What do you mean Emma's engaged?

282
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:54,679
No. Of course I'm happy.
Why wouldn't I be happy?

283
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,728
I think it's great. Yeah.

284
00:14:56,812 --> 00:15:00,062
No, you don't have to come here. I'm fine.
I'm not gonna eat anything. Okay.

285
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,189
And I have the perfect
wedding present.

286
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,398
[ Clears Throat ] [ Beeps ]

287
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:07,606
You are going to live
with Emma and Fletcher.

288
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,827
[ Sighs ]

289
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,833
You're irritating me.

290
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,828
I can't believe it.

291
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,087
It's so weird having this on my finger.
I mean, hey, look.

292
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:24,171
It even sparkles in the rain.
Blinding. Ouch.

293
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,626
So I'm thinking about getting
DJ Humble to spin at my party.

294
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,139
I don't know though. Is that weird?
You should go for it.

295
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,181
I'm not really a big band kind of girl.
Whatever.

296
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,773
It's your wedding. Oh. My mom
can't fly up until the wedding.

297
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,429
She's too busy with work. But who cares.
I've got you, right?

298
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,560
Yeah. I'm so psyched. So would
you come with me to meet her?

299
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,898
I'm sorry. What? Meet who?
Marion St. Claire.

300
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,864
Haven't you been listening? I've got
an appointment with her on Friday.

301
00:15:47,888 --> 00:15:49,458
You already made an appointment?
Yeah.

302
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,740
You just got engaged last night.
I know.

303
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,735
But technically,
I'm already behind.

304
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,787
You gotta book early
if you want the Plaza.

305
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:58,871
The Plaza? I can't believe this.

306
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,168
What-What's the matter?
Why are you mad?

307
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,291
I'm not mad. No, not at you.

308
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,339
I just don't know
what's taking Daniel so long.

309
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,802
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have-

310
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,224
We don't have to talk about this.
Let's just drop it.

311
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,223
Don't worry about me.
Worry about Daniel.

312
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,217
He's gonna be dead soon.
Why? What-

313
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,269
Call you later. What are you go-

314
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,401
Liv, you let him
do this his own way.

315
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,609
Excuse me. Excuse me.

316
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,692
Excuse me!

317
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,315
Honey!

318
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,317
Will you just marry me, already?

319
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,409
Yeah. Okay.

320
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,581
Isn't that what you want?
'Cause it's what I want,

321
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,543
and I just wanna know
if you want to marry me.

322
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,587
Don't you wanna get married? Honey,
can we talk about this later?

323
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,630
Oh, you changed your mind? I saw
the Tiffany box in the closet.

324
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:51,086
Right? [ Exhales ]

325
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,854
Uh-Oh, my God.

326
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,141
[ Chuckles ]

327
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,135
It's not a ring?

328
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,147
If it's a key chain
I'm gonna kill myself,

329
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,982
and I'm taking you down with me.
Oh.

330
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,276
Why can't you just tell me
right here and right now?

331
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,610
Is it something
that you would want?

332
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,606
Would you want-Would you
want to get married?

333
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,618
You know what I will tell you?

334
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,120
I have never met
a more obnoxious,

335
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:21,753
complicated, overbearing,

336
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,422
gorgeous, smart, sexy woman
in my life.

337
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,882
And-[ Laughs ]

338
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:30,053
If you had just waited
until tonight-

339
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,592
[ Gasps ]

340
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,258
[ Laughs ] then you wouldn't be
the woman I fell in love with,

341
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,215
because she doesn't know
how to wait.

342
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,177
Will you hold that for a second?
Yeah.

343
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:42,976
Which is fine, as long as I get
to spend the rest of my life...

344
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,812
trying to catch up with her.

345
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:48,399
Liv? Hmm?

346
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,694
Will you marry me?

347
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,106
Are you proposing? Mmm.

348
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,488
Really? Honey, it's
so out of nowhere.

349
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,868
Liv, shut up. Yes or no?
Yes. Yes.

350
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,334
Babe. Yes.

351
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,875
- This is not how I planned it.
- [ Liv ] Are you kidding?

352
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,839
Oh!

353
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:13,091
I love "Bring Your Hot Girlfriend
to Work" day. Totally.

354
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,125
[ Squeals ]

355
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,422
[ Narrator ] And that is the
journey that brought...

356
00:18:17,446 --> 00:18:21,906
these two young brides to my townhouse
on that particular afternoon.

357
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,144
[ Whines ] No, no, no. Don't do that.
Not now. Not now. Let's go.

358
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,149
Okay. I'm good.

359
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,151
I'm Marion St. Claire,

360
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,403
the most sought-after
wedding planner in Manhattan.

361
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,496
Hi. We're Marion's 1:00. Mm-hmm.

362
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:47,290
We're both getting married, and we're
both each other's maid of honor.

363
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,586
No way. That's incredible.

364
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,801
Ms. St. Claire will see you now.

365
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,256
Hi. I'm Liv Lerner. Hi, Ms.
St. Claire. Wow.

366
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,850
This is Emma Allan.
What an honor.

367
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,469
We've been best friends for a long time.
I can't believe this.

368
00:19:05,493 --> 00:19:06,533
Sit.

369
00:19:06,553 --> 00:19:08,553
Okay. Got it.

370
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,985
A wedding marks the first day...

371
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,072
of the rest of your life.

372
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,868
You have been dead until now.

373
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,502
W-Were you aware of that?

374
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,710
You're dead right now.

375
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,122
I understand. Thank you.

376
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,838
Angela, for example,
will die dead.

377
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,300
Now I've read the brief
that she put together on you-

378
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:39,642
[ Laughing ]
june weddings at the Plaza.

379
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,930
[ Chuckling ] So it's not
even a remote possibility?

380
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:47,524
If you'd gone elsewhere,
not a chance.

381
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,523
But you've come to me.
[ Laughs ]

382
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,016
Call me dream catcher.
I'll answer.

383
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,438
Ooh. Dream catcher.

384
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,240
I happen to have...

385
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:03,623
three openings at the Plaza in June.
[ Typing ]

386
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,370
Two the first Saturday,

387
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,826
and one the last Saturday.

388
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,037
That would be
the 6th and the 27th.

389
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,707
Oh! My parents' anniversary is the 6th.
That's so meant to be.

390
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,758
Oh, my gosh! Yeah.

391
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,130
- Well, then I'll take the 27th.
- Great.

392
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,888
Um, you'll wanna discuss this
with your grooms.

393
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,010
- [ Together ] No.
- All right then.

394
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,307
Just sign and...

395
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,391
date these.

396
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,648
Okay. This feels pretty good
right now, I gotta say.

397
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,649
Now, uh, we should
discuss themes.

398
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,694
Uh, elegant minimalism-
Classic traditionalism-

399
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:40,067
with romantic textures.
And trendy infusion.

400
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,405
- I'm impressed.
- Really?

401
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,742
Well, we love you so much. She
means-She means "Thank you."

402
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,247
[ Angela ] Your 1:15 is here, Ms.
St. Claire.

403
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,120
Thank you... so much.

404
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,668
[ Angela ] I have packets
for you up front.

405
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,233
Bride to bride, there's only
oneJune opening left at the Plaza.

406
00:20:57,297 --> 00:21:00,587
Oh, my God. Thank you.
You are so sweet.

407
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,886
Ms. St. Claire, first off,
I'm obsessed with you.

408
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,891
- Uh, it's an honor and a privilege.
- Sit.

409
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,223
Sure.

410
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:17,436
[ Squealing ]
june. At the Plaza.

411
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:20,106
[ Both Screaming, Laughing ]

412
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,315
[ Marion Narrating ] Look at
them-So blissfully unaware...

413
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,737
of the implications
of their wedding date.

414
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:30,616
You see, at this point, june was a
mere three and a half months away-

415
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,116
A blink ofan eye,
in wedding time.

416
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,628
[ Woman ] ♪ Got my dreams
Got my life, got my love ♪

417
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,251
♪ Got my friends
Got the sunshine above ♪

418
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,588
♪ Why am I making this
hard on myself ♪

419
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,384
♪ When there's so many beautiful
reasons I have to be ♪

420
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,428
♪ Happy ♪

421
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,018
♪ Yeah ♪♪

422
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,730
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]

423
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:03,494
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

424
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,492
Miss Wang-

425
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,744
Ohh-Lace bodice.

426
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:11,246
Basque waist, 10-layer tulle-

427
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,330
[ Sighs ] You should try it on.

428
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,705
No. No, no.
I'm wearing my mom's dress.

429
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,712
Emma, are you sure?

430
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:20,924
Your mom's dress is beautiful,
but is-is it your dream or hers?

431
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,376
It's mine. It's mine.
I wanna surprise her.

432
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,377
But it is your day.

433
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:28,219
Can't you just send her a big box
of chocolates on Mother's Day,

434
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,677
and get the dress you want?
It's really pretty.

435
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:33,847
And I do love strapless. Me too.

436
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:36,805
I feel like I'm cheating
on my mom's dress.

437
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,517
I can't. I can't. I've very
comfortable with my decision.

438
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,358
I'm just gonna put it back.
Put it back. Okay.

439
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:45,284
But I mean, if you like it,

440
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:48,195
you should try it on.
No. You saw it first.

441
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,075
Please. That's a terrible reason.
We're gonna try this on, okay?

442
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,451
No, uh, I'm gonna... try it on.

443
00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,092
It's stunning. It's perfect.

444
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:03,170
[ Exhales ] I know.
Right? Mm-hmm.

445
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,166
I should probably keep looking.

446
00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:08,338
Do you think there is something
better than Vera Wang?

447
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:11,678
I'm sorry. Do they keep that next to the
something that is better than chocolate?

448
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:15,055
- No. Get the dress.
- What if you change your mind?

449
00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:17,353
Just be very careful about
any pre-wedding weight gain.

450
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,727
You don't alter a Vera to fit you;
You alter yourselfto fit Vera.

451
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:24,816
Weight gain. Please. Yeah.
Right. Me lose control?

452
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:28,239
You see these eyes?
You know what that is?

453
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:30,573
Focus. That's right.

454
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,039
Well, it's contacts- and focus.

455
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,003
- You know, I'll take it.
- Perfect.

456
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,962
I'll get you more champagne.

457
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,212
[ Phone Ringing ]

458
00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,549
[ Ringing Continues ]

459
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:49,143
[ Together ] Marion.

460
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,264
A terrible mistake
has been made,

461
00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:54,266
one I assure you
has never happened before...

462
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:57,769
in the House of St. Claire.

463
00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:01,403
Your weddings have been
booked on the same day.

464
00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:04,401
Can you say that again?
I'm sorry. What?

465
00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:07,324
[ Clears Throat ] Your weddings have
been scheduled for the same date.

466
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:10,614
- Mother "F."
- Are you insane?

467
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:13,119
The Plaza is our lifelong dream.

468
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:16,161
Angela... mixed up the dates.

469
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:19,326
You are now both set
to be married June 6,

470
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,326
and the other bride on June 27.

471
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:24,798
The next available date
at the Plaza is June 15-

472
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,840
- Perfect. I'll take it.
- Three years from now.

473
00:24:27,924 --> 00:24:30,514
[ Weak Laugh ]

474
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,354
- This is no-
- No, I can't-

475
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,600
It's no problem.
Hold on. It's no problem.

476
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:39,562
Because I'll negotiate it.
I negotiate for a living.

477
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,484
- I'll get the other bride to switch
her dates with you. - Trust me.

478
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,824
You can't say no to that face.

479
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,280
Yes, well, our
confidentiality agreement...

480
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:50,281
means that I cannot tell you
who she is,

481
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:55,163
- so which one of you will choose a
different venue? - [ Intercom Beeps ]

482
00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:58,203
[ Angela ] I'm leaving right now, Ms.
St. Claire.

483
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:01,498
Word to the wise, dear-
and also to you-

484
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,633
do not use me as a reference.

485
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:16,853
Hello, Angela. Just...

486
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,722
tell us where
the other bride is,

487
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:21,098
and nobody's gonna get hurt.

488
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,484
[ Beeping ]

489
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:35,738
Hi. Hello, Stacy.

490
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:37,194
How are you? It's Emma and Liv.

491
00:25:37,218 --> 00:25:38,868
You look gorgeous.
Did you lose weight?

492
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,874
You want me to change
the date of my wedding?

493
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,866
Yeah. That'd be great.

494
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:46,538
No. You take the 6th,
give me the 27th-

495
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,498
She can be your wedding buddy.

496
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,090
I'm a ball. Really. I am.
Don't touch me.

497
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,764
Let's talk numbers.

498
00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:56,223
Every wedding has a price, hon.
What's yours?

499
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:59,014
You can't buy me. So again, no.

500
00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:02,429
No, no, no.
A thousand times, no.

501
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,479
Good luck, ladies.

502
00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:09,984
There's something
wrong with you.

503
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,609
You're not leaving
until you change your-

504
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:16,317
- [ Screams ]
- [ Stacy ] She's crazy!

505
00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:20,539
Just change your date. She's crazy!
Somebody call Security.

506
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:24,212
You won't even change your date!
You're crazy!

507
00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:27,428
It's unnecessary for you to touch me so
hard. Technically, she pushed me too.

508
00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:31,512
Come on. Have a nice day.
Whatever.

509
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,430
We could sue. We could sue. You're
a lawyer. We could sue 'em all.

510
00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:37,088
We could sue the Plaza. We could
sue Marion. We could sue Angela-

511
00:26:37,112 --> 00:26:39,362
What's the point? None of
them are gonna make it right.

512
00:26:39,447 --> 00:26:41,557
No. It's up to us.
I want you at my wedding.

513
00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:43,931
And whichever way
this works out,

514
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,439
one of us will just have to be
married on a different day.

515
00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:49,441
Absolutely. I mean, you know,
I want you at my wedding.

516
00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:53,154
Obviously. If we can't think
of any other way out of this,

517
00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:55,146
one of us will simply
have to be flexible.

518
00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:57,698
Yeah. One of us will just
have to change venues.

519
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,912
Right. One of us could.

520
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,294
Probably, um, not...

521
00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:05,621
the one of us who's been
saving up for a decade,

522
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,577
because she makes a pittance compared
to the other one of us, but-

523
00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:11,088
True. I mean, or it would be,

524
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:14,171
if the other one of us wasn't so
desperate to get married at the Plaza...

525
00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:17,837
because the Plaza, practically, is the only
happy memory she has of her childhood.

526
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,929
So, oops. That's-Right.

527
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,597
One of us will have to
move her date. Yep.

528
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:27,564
One of us will.

529
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,324
And until one of us decides, we
shouldn't make any concrete plans.

530
00:27:30,348 --> 00:27:32,458
Agreed. There's some time
before we lock things in.

531
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,694
Let's just not do anything-
Right.

532
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:36,989
Until one of us moves her date.
Okay.

533
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:39,202
So, um-

534
00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:43,542
Talk to you soon.
One of us should-

535
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,870
Call the other one.

536
00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:48,745
One of us hasn't called me
yet, but you know what?

537
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:52,054
She's gonna move her date. She always was
the bendy one, even as a kid, remember?

538
00:27:52,078 --> 00:27:53,798
Yeah, she didn't sound
too bendy to me.

539
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,630
[ TV: Explosions, Beeps ]

540
00:27:57,717 --> 00:27:59,637
[ Beeps ]

541
00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:02,009
I called Fletch,
and she picked up.

542
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:04,007
He's doin' my taxes
tomorrow night.

543
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,059
You can't get all buddy-buddy
with him. Not now.

544
00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:08,153
Anyway, Daniel can do your taxes.
He's "financey."

545
00:28:08,177 --> 00:28:11,857
It's a hedge fund, babe. We
don't do a lot oftax prep.

546
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:15,436
- Whatever. You do our taxes. - Fletch has
been my accountant for six years. I'm going.

547
00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:18,320
You're being ridiculous.
Just have a double wedding.

548
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,565
What are we,
41 -year-old twin sisters?

549
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,407
Babe! Double wedding.

550
00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:27,003
[ Fletcher ] A double wedding.
I think that's a great idea.

551
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,540
- It would be a hell of a party.
- You know, uh, no.

552
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:33,585
[ Chuckles ] I've shared
everything my whole life with Liv.

553
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:36,323
I'd kinda like my own day just-just once.
[ Calculator Clicking ]

554
00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:38,842
I know, bug. Is this everything?
This is all your as receipts-

555
00:28:38,866 --> 00:28:40,686
Threw it all in the shoe box.
I don't know.

556
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,079
It's my dream too-To get married
at the Plaza. [ Clicking ]

557
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,968
I have been saving
since I was 16.

558
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:50,017
I just need a few more days
to... let it go.

559
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,903
I'll find a new dream. Liv's
reasons are better than mine.

560
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,481
It's like American Idol,
all right?

561
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,777
Liv is the Simon. Ugh. God.

562
00:28:57,861 --> 00:29:00,281
I mean, no offense.
But you're the Paula.

563
00:29:00,363 --> 00:29:03,373
Even when they can't sing,
you compliment their outfit.

564
00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:06,581
It's nice. Well, but
everyone listens to Simon.

565
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:10,001
I wouldn't marry Simon.
I'd marry me some Paula.

566
00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:13,329
Mmm.

567
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:18,089
That's nice. Just pick one.
I'm fine with any of'em.

568
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,593
See? That's why I need a maid of honor.
You don't care.

569
00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:22,585
I- Hey, you wanna have her
back in the game?

570
00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:25,289
You know what you're gonna have
to do, and the sooner the better.

571
00:29:25,313 --> 00:29:27,193
We need to give our guests some notice.
Exactly.

572
00:29:27,215 --> 00:29:30,195
Which is why save-the-dates are so key,
but you don't care. [ Phone Rings ]

573
00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:32,476
It's not that I don't care.
Well, get your phone then.

574
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,774
Hello? Men.

575
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:39,737
Yo, Fletch. No, nothin' much. Just
lookin' at save-the-dates or invites.

576
00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:41,779
Are we still on for tomorrow?
Yeah, totally.

577
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:45,413
Any sign of progress on your end?
Is Liv softening at all?

578
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,792
No way. And there's no way
she's gonna blink first.

579
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,789
They haven't spoken for a week.

580
00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:51,871
That's a century in girl years.

581
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:54,876
What is it about weddings
that makes 'em so worked up?

582
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:57,089
I know. I have no idea.

583
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,920
It's, like, the wrong time to let
the guy know that you're crazy.

584
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,468
You know what I mean? It's
not how I'd play it. Yeah.

585
00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:04,552
[ Door Opens ] Oh, you know what?
She's here now.

586
00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:06,597
I'll see you tomorrow?
All right.

587
00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:08,559
[ Emma ] Hey.

588
00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:10,561
Hi, sweetie. Hi.

589
00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:13,103
How was pep squad?
I hate pep squad.

590
00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,976
I particularly hate
peppy teenage girls...

591
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:19,484
who insist everyone be aggressive-B.E.
aggressive.

592
00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:22,737
It's, like, there are other pathways
in life besides aggression, you know?

593
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:27,700
I'm gonna call Liv.

594
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,748
- Really?
- Yeah.

595
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,410
Amie and Marissa are
throwing us thatjoint shower,

596
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:37,669
and it'd be good to have all
this behind us by then. Right?

597
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:39,714
You sure? Yeah.

598
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:43,046
Yeah. I agree. I was just talkin'
to Daniel. She's on her cell.

599
00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:46,132
You should call her. They're out doin'
their save-the-dates or whatever.

600
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:49,469
- What?
- You should hit her up.

601
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:55,310
You have to know
your "date" date...

602
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:59,565
to send out your save-the-dates.

603
00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:02,648
Oh.

604
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:05,695
We were both gonna wait,
and she-she-

605
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,820
I ca-I can't believe it.

606
00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:10,487
You can't believe this?
Really? It's Liv.

607
00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:13,118
She's always thinking
about number one. No.

608
00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:15,754
Not this time. No.
No, no, no, no, no.

609
00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:18,172
I am a bride too. Okay?

610
00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:22,461
I'm number one too.

611
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:26,127
I- You are my number one.
I know. That's how I feel.

612
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,219
Bug, what are you doing?

613
00:31:30,346 --> 00:31:31,716
[ Sighs ] [ Beeping ]

614
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:34,218
Subject... Listen. Listen.
No, no, no, no, no.

615
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,559
Emergency. This is not spam.

616
00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:40,484
- I'm getting married, June 6― - You
don't have to slam on the keys.

617
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:45,315
The Plaza Hotel. Be there.
X-O-X-O-X-O-X-O. Emma.

618
00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:48,413
Address book. B.C.C. everyone.

619
00:31:48,489 --> 00:31:50,409
Oops. Not you, Liv.

620
00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:52,491
And send. [ Beeps ]

621
00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:58,624
[ Beeping, Buzzing ]

622
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:02,588
[ Beeps ] "Emergen-C-C-C.
'Thys' is 'nit' spam."

623
00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:07,132
I'm get married. June 6th."
[ Sizzling ]

624
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:11,756
[ Beeping ] "K.J.A."? "Kuh-jaw"?

625
00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:14,256
[ Beeps ] "Emma."

626
00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,599
What is "kuh-jaw," Emma?

627
00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:18,774
[ Beeps ]

628
00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:22,063
Great. Emma's wedding's gonna
be better than ours was.

629
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:24,440
Glen. [ Beeps ]

630
00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:27,525
Maybe her marriage
will be better too.

631
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:31,574
Not filled with loneliness and sadness.
[ Toilet Flushes ]

632
00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:34,664
I hope you can appreciate the
positions Amie and I are in.

633
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:37,124
- We're not taking sides.
- Relax.

634
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:40,996
We're not making any plans
until we figure this out. Wow.

635
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,995
You're so cool about it. Yeah.

636
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:47,086
- How else am I gonna be? - I mean-Without
taking sides though, I have to say,

637
00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,633
Emma's save-the-date e-mail
was a smidge tacky.

638
00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:52,177
I mean, "June 6 at the Plaza,"
smiley face?

639
00:32:52,261 --> 00:32:54,931
What's next, hearts
over her I's?

640
00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:57,394
Come on, really― What was she thinking?
Oh, hey.

641
00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:00,597
I know, right?
That was so tacky.

642
00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:02,848
It's shocking. [ Emma ] Hi.
Hi, Heidi.

643
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:04,899
[ Indistinct ]

644
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:12,530
- Oh, Elizabeth, I love my ring.
- [ Woman ] Oh, my gosh.

645
00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:14,565
[ Liv ] Emma?

646
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,752
You sent out
your save-the-dates?

647
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:23,792
Yeah, I did, actually.

648
00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:27,378
[ Woman Clears Throat ] Uh-

649
00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:29,093
Surprised?

650
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:32,835
So one of us...

651
00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,257
is not moving her date?

652
00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:37,216
[ Both Slurping ]

653
00:33:37,306 --> 00:33:42,846
Well, you amaze me, Liv.
You really do.

654
00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:47,437
You-You never ask me what I want. You
just figure you know best, end ofstory.

655
00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:49,435
"Emma, wear this.
Emma, say that."

656
00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:51,447
Well, Emma's pretty
frickin' tired of it.

657
00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:54,249
- Oh, whoa. - Don't think I didn't
notice how totally freaked out...

658
00:33:54,273 --> 00:33:57,318
you were because I had the nerve to get
engaged before you did. Okay, wait.

659
00:33:57,342 --> 00:33:59,392
First of all, Daniel
bought that ring in December.

660
00:33:59,469 --> 00:34:01,929
Okay? So officially,
I was first.

661
00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:06,286
Oh, pathetic. Pathetic! Second, people always
make you do things you don't wanna do.

662
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:09,917
Emma, it's like you don't have a spine.
Oh, wait. That's right.

663
00:34:10,006 --> 00:34:12,216
You don't have a spine.

664
00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:14,841
[ Women Murmuring ] Wow.

665
00:34:14,927 --> 00:34:16,927
No one could accuse you
of being soft, Liv.

666
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:20,023
You grabbed the first date
in June Marion offered...

667
00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:22,559
without even asking me first.

668
00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:24,903
At least I'm not so terrified
of being alone...

669
00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:27,359
that I people-please
my way through life.

670
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,935
Emma, you settle.

671
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:33,897
Are you saying that I'm
settling with Fletcher?

672
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,948
I wasn't thinking
about Fletcher.

673
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,332
You came up with that one
on your own.

674
00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:45,122
Move your date, Liv.

675
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,958
You move your date, Emma.

676
00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:55,342
It's done. You lose.

677
00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:00,513
Your wedding better watch it.

678
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:06,188
What did you just say?

679
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:09,730
I said your wedding should
be very scared right now.

680
00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:12,726
If I were your wedding,
I'd sleep with one eye open.

681
00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:17,408
Why don't you just save
your threats for Daniel?

682
00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:20,410
After all, isn't that how you
got a proposal out of him?

683
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:23,130
- [ Whispering ] That's how I did it.
- Your wedding can suck it.

684
00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:26,144
What did you just say?
My wedding can suck it?

685
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:28,375
I said your wedding can suck it.
Your wedding can s-Be-

686
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,709
I mean, yours can be, um-

687
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,046
Can-Can be, uh-

688
00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:36,423
[ Snickers ] not that-

689
00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,429
Please.

690
00:35:40,012 --> 00:35:41,852
Bye, ladies. Hey, Liv.

691
00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:44,561
[ Whispering ] Yes.

692
00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,732
Your wedding will be huge.

693
00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:50,360
Just like your ass at prom.

694
00:35:50,439 --> 00:35:52,569
[ All Gasp ]

695
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:54,400
We're done.

696
00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:06,329
5:00, Saturday, June 6. Done.

697
00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:10,497
Done. Hmm. Good.

698
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:13,835
Now we just have to find you another
maid of honor, uh, and fast.

699
00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:16,202
You'll be spending more time
with her than with the groom.

700
00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:19,217
My friends won't take sides. Who
says it has to be a friend?

701
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:21,602
- No! Notjust a bridesmaid.
- [ Man ] This spot okay?

702
00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:25,389
Yeah. Maid of honor.
Maid of honor.

703
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:27,604
Yeah. We were so close
in law school.

704
00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:29,595
That study group was nuts.

705
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:32,687
Oh, sweetie, you are my
second cousin's best friend.

706
00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:35,573
Ofcourse you were at the very
top of my maid of honor list.

707
00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:39,151
Honestly, Carla. Caitlin?

708
00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:42,488
Erin? No.
I did not sleep with him.

709
00:36:44,410 --> 00:36:46,330
All right, okay.
I did, actually.

710
00:36:46,412 --> 00:36:49,622
Once. Twice.

711
00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:53,627
What difference does it make? He
was a loser, and he was lousy in-

712
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,456
You did? Really?
I didn't hear that-

713
00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:02,506
Two kids? Wow. You guys must
have had really cute kids.

714
00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:06,555
Uh, yeah.
Tell him I say hi, and-

715
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:09,891
Actually, I'm hopping into a cab, so I'm
gonna give you a call a little later.

716
00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:18,488
- Kevin?
- Yeah?

717
00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:22,823
I'd like to promote you-

718
00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:26,950
to mister of honor.

719
00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:30,456
Do I get-Is-Is it,
like, a pay thing?

720
00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:33,709
No. Just-It's just an honor.

721
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:37,593
[ Deb ] Uh, have a classmate read your
draft. I think that's a great idea.

722
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,422
Because by letting a classmate
read your draft―.

723
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,758
Oh, thank God. All right. You
guys finish the rest of this.

724
00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:45,804
Just read it yourselves.

725
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:49,143
Did you get my note? Yeah.

726
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:52,135
Can you take
my late bus patrol today?

727
00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:54,438
Sure.

728
00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:57,233
Deb? Yeah?

729
00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:00,318
[ Chuckles ] [ Chuckling ] Yeah?

730
00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:03,364
I know we're not exactly
friends-We're not?

731
00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:06,449
Then why am I always doing you favors?
You never do me-

732
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:08,914
[ Clears Throat ] Never mind.

733
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,328
How'd you like
to be my maid of honor?

734
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:14,325
Do I get to pick out
my own dress?

735
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,457
I tend to draw the eye,
so it's gotta be good.

736
00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,464
Absolutely.

737
00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,956
I mean, you know, I might
make some suggestions, but-

738
00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:24,628
Oh, you know, I'm really swamped though.
I'd need a lot of help.

739
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,639
What do you think
the bride is for?

740
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,761
To make the maid of honor's
life easier, right?

741
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:31,348
[ Chuckling ]
I mean, come on. Please.

742
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:34,894
Aw. All right. Since you begged-

743
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,189
Okay.
I'll be your maid of honor.

744
00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:39,573
It's gonna be great.

745
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,902
[ Door Shuts ]
It's gonna be great.

746
00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:44,859
♪♪ [ Stereo: Classical ]
[ Slurping ]

747
00:38:44,947 --> 00:38:47,277
[ Gargles ] Whew.

748
00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:50,987
Hey, can I make a suggestion?

749
00:38:51,078 --> 00:38:54,748
Have you ever heard
of "pee-not gree-gio"?

750
00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:56,882
It's this really nice
white wine.

751
00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:59,499
It's very elegant. [ Slurps ]

752
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,457
Mmm.

753
00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,509
Now, your music is-Yes.

754
00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:08,681
Still pending, and, sadly, DJ Humble
is no longer available on that date.

755
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:12,973
Oh? But he and I had a deal-
in principle.

756
00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:14,979
Yes, well, one of my
other brides outbid you.

757
00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,691
I can't give you
her name, of course.

758
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:20,232
That bitch!

759
00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:22,686
Not you. No, a different one.

760
00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:25,317
A person.

761
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:31,373
God, she's scary.

762
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,374
You don't think that Liv-
Yeah, I do.

763
00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:35,464
No. No. She knew
how much that meant to me.

764
00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:38,791
It's too cruel. It's too mean-spirited.
Too in character?

765
00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:42,246
Hang on. Wait.

766
00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:45,128
Didn't you tell me
she's wearing a Vera Wang?

767
00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:48,637
Yes. I read those
run really tight,

768
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,259
and she's kind of an ex-heifer.

769
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,557
No. No, she's-

770
00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:55,811
She's-Little bit.

771
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:02,901
Mmm. Oh!

772
00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:06,363
That is good. Excellent.

773
00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:08,775
Is that like cream cheese?
It is cream cheese.

774
00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,784
Like a hint. [ Inhales ]

775
00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:14,236
- Has Emma chosen her cake yet?
- Let's keep to our own work, shall we?

776
00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:17,288
Now, as for the flowers,
Eufloria has put in a bid.

777
00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:20,753
Wejust can't have the same cake, that's
all. And I have to have the seven-tiered...

778
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:26,795
white chocolate-curl torte, enrobed in
marzipan with edible pearls and flourishes.

779
00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:28,802
Well, you're safe.

780
00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:31,514
Emma has chosen
a less extravagant cake.

781
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:33,925
And she's always saying
that she doesn't need...

782
00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:36,104
to impress people
with how much she can spend.

783
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:40,475
I'm just going to check my
ice sculptor Rolodex. Right.

784
00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,732
Oh, my God.

785
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:45,856
That was a dig at me.

786
00:40:48,362 --> 00:40:51,032
Emma thinks I'm showing off?

787
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:55,950
I never thought she resented how much
money I made, but I guess I was wrong.

788
00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:57,996
Really? I didn't get that
from what she-

789
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,290
Marion's eating it up.
[ Sniffs ]

790
00:41:00,374 --> 00:41:02,584
[ Exhales ] She likes Emma best.

791
00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:05,998
Emma always gets the sympathy vote. I
never get the sympathy vote, do I?

792
00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:08,458
Well, maybe it's asking a little
bit too much for people...

793
00:41:08,482 --> 00:41:12,652
I was worried about her cake. It could be
two Ding-Dongs and a Yodel for all I care.

794
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:20,104
What's that? What's that?

795
00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:25,440
Don't-

796
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:32,815
[ Liv ] Dance lessons?

797
00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:36,697
Damn, she's competitive. Their dance
is totally gonna be better than ours.

798
00:41:36,785 --> 00:41:40,615
Let me see Canary Song again.
Dandelion. Canary.

799
00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:43,826
- Isn't there something in between?
- Sort of like a burnt Canary.

800
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:46,878
Video montage of their lives?
Really?

801
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,748
It's gotta be Fletcher's idea.
That's just-

802
00:41:48,772 --> 00:41:50,972
It's gonna be, like,
pictures of them as babies.

803
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:52,970
You know, Emma with one tooth,

804
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:55,642
and Fletcher in his little
superhero outfits. It's tacky.

805
00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:57,761
[ Knocking ] Can I help you?

806
00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:00,598
- Yeah. Delivery for Liv Lerner.
- That's chocolate.

807
00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:03,595
I'll take that.

808
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,687
Mmm. Looks good.

809
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:08,403
"Liv, you deserve this
and more."

810
00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:10,364
Isn't Daniel the sweetest?

811
00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:12,146
I'll just have one. Thanks.

812
00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:14,278
Just one.

813
00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:19,326
W-Was she up there? Yeah.

814
00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:22,793
Oh. And it's impossible to go
get them back? No, no, no, no.

815
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:25,503
She ate halfthe box already, lady.
Forty-five dollars.

816
00:42:25,584 --> 00:42:27,544
Yes. Okay.

817
00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:30,258
That is the agreed upon-

818
00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:32,259
Butjust so you know-
[ Chuckles ]

819
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:36,221
If you heard what was actually going
on, you would totally side with me.

820
00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:39,055
You gonna tip me? I thought
that was including tip,

821
00:42:39,139 --> 00:42:42,599
but anyway, I'll give it to
you because I'm the Paula.

822
00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:45,482
You know, I've been thinking.

823
00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:48,404
If you really want to mess with
Emma's first dance-Mm-hmm?

824
00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:50,824
There are ways. Tell me more.

825
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:55,109
I don't know, baby. Dance class?

826
00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:57,777
Come on. We know how to dance.

827
00:42:57,866 --> 00:43:00,116
It's a slow dance. It's
like we did in college.

828
00:43:00,202 --> 00:43:04,082
It's a waltz. It's a little more precise
than just holding each other up.

829
00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:06,424
And besides, Marion says
that our first dance...

830
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:09,922
introduces our couple style to the world.
Oh, well, naturally...

831
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:12,884
I'm incredibly concerned with our
couple style. [ Door Opens ]

832
00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:15,465
Space!

833
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:17,511
[ Laughs ]

834
00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:21,011
I am Ricky Coo,

835
00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:23,888
the Doctor of Dance.

836
00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:26,726
I bring you motion.
I bring you rhythm.

837
00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:29,652
I bring you sex.

838
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,782
Please, get on your feet,
and let's dance!

839
00:43:32,901 --> 00:43:35,741
[ Man On Stereo ] ♪ Y'all ready for this?
♪ ♪♪ [ Techno-Pop Dance Beat ]

840
00:43:41,368 --> 00:43:45,288
♪ Dance ♪

841
00:43:45,372 --> 00:43:47,372
♪ Dance ♪♪

842
00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:53,301
[ Both Panting ]

843
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:58,050
Maybe Marion shouldn't be recommending
Ricky Coo, Doctor of Dance so much.

844
00:43:58,135 --> 00:44:00,045
Yeah. I don't know about Ricky.

845
00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:03,347
[ Man ]
Good for you. Doing warm-ups.

846
00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:08,062
Yeah, I got your voice mail saying you
wanted to push the lesson from 1:00 to 4:00.

847
00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:09,845
How long have you been here?

848
00:44:11,398 --> 00:44:14,358
Oh, my God. [ Scoffs ]

849
00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:16,775
What? Liv.

850
00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:22,656
Uh, just give us a second. [
Fletcher ] I mean, who does that?

851
00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:27,123
She's finally gone completely crazy.
Not that I'm surprised at all.

852
00:44:27,247 --> 00:44:31,077
I mean, she's always been nuts. I know.
And messing with our couple style?

853
00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,960
There is no way I'm letting
her get away with that. Good.

854
00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:37,508
[ Groans ] You know who I
feel sorry for is Daniel.

855
00:44:37,591 --> 00:44:41,471
[ Snorts ] He's not even gonna
be able to control his own wife.

856
00:44:41,553 --> 00:44:44,643
What?

857
00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:47,845
No, I'm just saying-It's Liv. Because
she never thinks about- And?

858
00:44:47,976 --> 00:44:50,186
I'm going inside. What?

859
00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:54,020
[ Marion Narrating ] The final month before
the big day is a litmus test for couples...

860
00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:58,528
of how they work together,
solve problems, communicate.

861
00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:04,332
The early, happy glow is over,
and the nerves begin to set in.

862
00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:09,460
With some couples, it brings out the
fundamental conflicts in their relationship.

863
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:12,790
With other couples,
the lucky ones,

864
00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:16,706
it highlights the essential
harmony of their partnership.

865
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:20,877
Of course, even the luckiest bride
needs something to take the edge off.

866
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:24,893
Ooh, for me! AJolly Walrus cookie bouquet.
Is Daniel a keeper or what?

867
00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:27,722
I'd just be careful.
Miss Wang is a stern mistress.

868
00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:31,018
Video montage-Ifthere's gonna be live
pictures and, like, video footage-

869
00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:33,264
I know. It's, like, verging
on being a digital short.

870
00:45:33,288 --> 00:45:37,018
I don't know how they're gonna cut me
out of the footage. I'm in everything.

871
00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:39,439
Oh, this came for you
via messenger.

872
00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:41,608
I can't wait to
get into this one.

873
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:45,527
Mr. Simmons called again asking
for the update on the agreement.

874
00:45:45,617 --> 00:45:49,497
- Rutherford Press? That's my hometown.
- I'm just gonna take this.

875
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:52,066
Suppose I should just tell them
you're dealing with a crisis?

876
00:45:52,090 --> 00:45:54,290
Oh, my God.

877
00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:57,586
They still print
engagement announcements.

878
00:45:57,671 --> 00:45:59,671
I'm sort of like a celebrity
back there, probably.

879
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:04,387
You know, it's like, local girl makes good.
Such sweet people.

880
00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:06,640
- Oh, wow!
- What the?

881
00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:09,472
That's not you. Is it?

882
00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:12,098
Emma looks gorgeous.

883
00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:14,556
- But not on the inside, which is-
- Kevin.

884
00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:18,646
It's the best she can do, huh?

885
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:22,396
So lame. She wants to play dirty? I can
play dirty. [ Dial Tone, Beeping ]

886
00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:24,108
You can play dirty.
I've seen you do it.

887
00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:26,158
I went to law school, people.

888
00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:28,121
I'm starting to think
that 30 is the cutoff.

889
00:46:28,243 --> 00:46:32,503
Mmm. Because it's the last time
men want to date women their age.

890
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,921
A 30-year-old guy will
date a 30-year-old girl.

891
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,920
But a 35-uear-old guy
wants someone 30.

892
00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:40,592
A 40-year-old guy
wants someone 30, too, or 28.

893
00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:42,634
Mm-hmm. It's a terrible planet.

894
00:46:42,716 --> 00:46:45,926
I know. You know
what I was wondering?

895
00:46:46,011 --> 00:46:48,931
What are the real reasons behind Emma
and Fletcher having to tie the knot?

896
00:46:48,955 --> 00:46:52,625
Why can't they change their date?
Think about it.

897
00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:57,729
She's pregnant! Emma's pregnant!
[ Chuckles ]

898
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:03,277
Oh, no. [ Groans ]

899
00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:06,862
- Oh, no!
- Liv?

900
00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,990
Are you all right? What the
hell is goin' on? [ Groaning ]

901
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:11,987
Look, let me in!

902
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:14,869
I gained five pounds. Five pounds.
It might as well be 50!

903
00:47:14,957 --> 00:47:17,035
The dress doesn't fit!
And if the dress doesn't fit,

904
00:47:17,059 --> 00:47:21,999
my wedding's gonna be a big black
hole in the history of the Plaza!

905
00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:24,629
Well, "A" it's our wedding, hon.

906
00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:26,836
And "B"... so what? Let it out.

907
00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:30,557
You don't alter Vera Wang
to fit you.

908
00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:33,639
You alteryourself to fit Vera.

909
00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:36,437
What do boys learn in school?
Sorry.

910
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,730
It's not the end of the world.

911
00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:42,694
Really. What-What-What can I do
to make you feel better?

912
00:47:42,776 --> 00:47:46,446
It's what you can stop doing.
This is all your fault.

913
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:50,952
It's sweet of you to send me those
treats, but I-What treats?

914
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,790
You know, the treats.
The Truffle-opolis.

915
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,624
The truffle tray.

916
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,960
TheJolly Walrus cookie bouquet?

917
00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:05,133
International Butter Club?

918
00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:08,965
The-Honey-[ Chuckles ] I
didn't send you any of that.

919
00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:11,762
Oh, my God, Emma!

920
00:48:11,847 --> 00:48:14,347
She's trying to make me fat
so I can't fit into my dress!

921
00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:16,643
What is that? What is that?

922
00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:25,070
The International Butter Club?

923
00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,612
You mean, you've actually
been sitting around...

924
00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:30,356
eating sticks of butter
from different lands?

925
00:48:35,245 --> 00:48:39,415
[ Marion Narrating ] The final week
before the wedding is do-or-die.

926
00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:43,089
I expect my brides
to be flawless.

927
00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:47,420
Perfect hair, skin, nails,
everything.

928
00:48:47,507 --> 00:48:50,927
[ With English Accent ] Hello there. I
need to get to the back really fast.

929
00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:53,548
Really, really fast, because I
left something there yesterday.

930
00:48:53,572 --> 00:48:55,742
It's very important that
I-I so don't care.

931
00:48:56,683 --> 00:48:59,193
Go on back.

932
00:49:04,524 --> 00:49:05,944
Miss Allan. Oh, hi.

933
00:49:06,026 --> 00:49:08,026
Hi. Bit of Honey today?
That's the one I loaded.

934
00:49:08,111 --> 00:49:11,531
Yes, but, uh,
just a pre-wedding glow.

935
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:13,567
Sure thing. Okay, thanks.

936
00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:16,449
[ Woman ] ♪ I wish you well ♪

937
00:49:16,536 --> 00:49:20,706
♪ I hope you survive ♪

938
00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:23,711
♪ I hope you live on, baby ♪

939
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:25,964
♪ So I can watch you cry ♪

940
00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:27,956
♪ 'Cause I know
in time you'll see ♪

941
00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:30,678
♪ What you did to me ♪

942
00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:33,429
♪ And you'll come runnin' back ♪

943
00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:37,472
♪ I'm gonna rain
on your parade ♪

944
00:49:37,557 --> 00:49:40,807
♪ Oh, I won't take it again ♪

945
00:49:40,894 --> 00:49:44,614
♪ And I'll keep raining
Raining, raining ♪

946
00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:47,480
♪ Overyou ♪

947
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:49,607
Wow!

948
00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:53,775
What happened to you?
You look like a traffic cone.

949
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:56,235
Will it fade?

950
00:49:56,326 --> 00:49:59,656
Sort of. [ Whispers ]
This is three loofahs.

951
00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:03,666
Is it that bad? Fletch said he
didn't think it was that bad.

952
00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:06,420
Oh, well, honey,
"Filch" is your fiancé.

953
00:50:06,503 --> 00:50:08,423
He probably told you
you had nice hair too.

954
00:50:10,215 --> 00:50:12,625
[ Liv ] This wedding stuff
is not a walk in the park.

955
00:50:12,759 --> 00:50:14,679
For sure.
I'm surprised. I don't know.

956
00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:17,971
I'm surprised I haven't been, you know,
sent into my therapist's office.

957
00:50:18,056 --> 00:50:19,846
That's what I've heard. T-U-F-F.

958
00:50:19,933 --> 00:50:22,011
You should have heard me
on the phone the other day,

959
00:50:22,035 --> 00:50:24,363
talking to the guy who messed
up my centerpieces. Oh, gosh.

960
00:50:24,387 --> 00:50:27,358
It was unbelievable. It's like one thing
after another, every single time.

961
00:50:27,382 --> 00:50:29,772
It snowballs. Listen, can I get
a little bit more lowlight?

962
00:50:29,851 --> 00:50:33,188
Yeah, especially right here. Hold that
thought, sweetie. I'm gonna get your color.

963
00:50:33,212 --> 00:50:36,202
Just make sure it's not so-
Like, more gold base.

964
00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:39,293
♪ I'm gonna rain
on your parade ♪

965
00:50:39,369 --> 00:50:42,959
♪ No, I won't take it again ♪

966
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:48,170
♪ And I'll keep raining, raining
Raining over you ♪♪

967
00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:51,883
Maybe I should take up chanting.
♪♪ [ Continues ]

968
00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:55,085
I think it's kind of― might be
necessary at this time of my life.

969
00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:03,729
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God. Is it good?

970
00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:06,020
Great!

971
00:51:06,104 --> 00:51:08,524
I get to do noth-[ Gasps ]

972
00:51:11,818 --> 00:51:14,278
Okay. I-I don't know
what happened. Um-

973
00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:17,162
I gotta let it sit
for a day or two.

974
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:18,990
Maybe I'll try to strip it
down to white.

975
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,486
My hair's blue!

976
00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:25,748
It's blue! I have blue hair!

977
00:51:25,832 --> 00:51:28,422
- I'm getting married in a week.
- Congratulations.

978
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,672
In a week! A week!

979
00:51:32,130 --> 00:51:34,050
Come on. I know you're in here.

980
00:51:34,132 --> 00:51:36,052
Ah, here's your video montage.

981
00:51:38,595 --> 00:51:40,595
Oh, yeah.

982
00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:42,604
Absolutely.

983
00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:48,651
Fletch?

984
00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:52,824
Bug? Do you have something
you need to tell me?

985
00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:56,451
- Um... Are we about to
have a little orange baby?

986
00:51:56,530 --> 00:52:00,280
Apparently we're registered
at Babies "R" Us.

987
00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:03,407
Isn't that nice?

988
00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:06,955
Marissa. Where are you?
I can barely hear you.

989
00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:10,038
I can't believe you told Emma.

990
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,167
Whatever.

991
00:52:12,254 --> 00:52:15,134
You guys, don't get too
attached to the dancers.

992
00:52:15,215 --> 00:52:17,295
They're paid to be nice to you.

993
00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:20,585
Yeah! ♪ New York and Japan ♪

994
00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:22,759
Hello, bride!

995
00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:27,058
[ Deejay ] All right, all right. Now
a little birdie has just told me...

996
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,234
that we have a bride-to-be
in the house tonight.

997
00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:33,732
Over here! But she has
been a very bad bride.

998
00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:37,187
Officer Not-Your-Husband
is here to arrest you!

999
00:52:37,279 --> 00:52:40,489
♪ I'm a model
You know what I mean ♪

1000
00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:44,494
- ♪ And I do my little turn on the
catwalk ♪♪ - You're under arrest...

1001
00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:48,078
for being too sexy.

1002
00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:52,418
Time to be frisked.

1003
00:52:53,795 --> 00:52:55,915
Oh, my goodness!

1004
00:52:57,591 --> 00:52:58,761
Great!

1005
00:53:00,385 --> 00:53:05,555
We got two brides
in the house tonight!

1006
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,060
[ Women Cheering ]

1007
00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:09,642
[ Deejay ] Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
Hold up!

1008
00:53:09,728 --> 00:53:11,364
We have two brides
in the house tonight.

1009
00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:13,648
Emma, this party
is invitation only.

1010
00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:16,982
I'm getting married too, baby!

1011
00:53:17,068 --> 00:53:19,108
[ Deejay ] Well, I'll
invite you right up there.

1012
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:22,656
- DJ Jazzles invites bride number
two up on stage. - Why not?

1013
00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:26,161
Come on up here, girl!
We want to see the way you move!

1014
00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:29,464
That's what I'm talking about!
Work it out, girl!

1015
00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:31,789
You can't even let me have
my own bachelorette party?

1016
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:36,415
Much the way you couldn't let me
have DJ Humble. That was low, Liv.

1017
00:53:36,504 --> 00:53:41,304
By the way, did you hear?
I'm not pregnant, okay?

1018
00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:43,894
I say it's time for a dance-off.
Dance-off!

1019
00:53:43,970 --> 00:53:47,850
Dance-off! Dance-off!
Dance-off! Dance-off!

1020
00:53:50,977 --> 00:53:54,147
♪ You say I'm so crazy ♪

1021
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:55,981
[ Cheering ]

1022
00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:59,236
- ♪ Coming home intoxicated ♪
- Oh! Oh!

1023
00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:01,597
♪ I say I just want to love
you ♪ [ Woman ] Come on, Liv!

1024
00:54:01,621 --> 00:54:03,241
♪ I just wanna love you, baby ♪

1025
00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:05,953
- Aw, come on, Liv.
- Come on, bride number one.

1026
00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:09,504
- I know y'all can do better than that.
- ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪

1027
00:54:09,579 --> 00:54:11,909
Sprockets!

1028
00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:14,998
[ Women Cheering ]

1029
00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:22,465
Break it down! Now the sexiest bride
takes first prize. Let's see it!

1030
00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:27,302
♪♪ [ Hip-hop ] We gonna get
this party started, y'all!

1031
00:54:28,473 --> 00:54:30,023
Showdown!

1032
00:54:36,022 --> 00:54:39,022
Space!

1033
00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:42,607
[ Deejay ]
Check out bride number two!

1034
00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:45,216
♪ They be watchin' while we wiggle
around Look at 'em droolin' ♪

1035
00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:47,532
♪ They ain't used to this sound
I keep 'em movin' ♪

1036
00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:50,287
♪ All my ladies put your hands
in the air It's all right now ♪

1037
00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:52,620
♪ We gon' keep you up on your
feet the whole night now ♪

1038
00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:54,576
♪ Pop them bottles
Yeah, drink that up, man ♪

1039
00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:57,076
♪ Got you feelin' crazy
Well, that was the plan ♪

1040
00:54:57,168 --> 00:54:59,168
♪ They was waitin' for me
Wasn't ready for this ♪

1041
00:54:59,254 --> 00:55:01,674
♪ He got the game sewed up
No, I'm talkin' bout Swiss ♪

1042
00:55:01,798 --> 00:55:03,718
[ Cheering ]
♪ Why would you try ♪

1043
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,140
♪ We got 'em shakin' everything
from the hood to Dubayy ♪

1044
00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:11,469
Bride number two, you are the
sexiest bride of the night, baby.

1045
00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:14,178
Give it up for bride number two,
y'all!

1046
00:55:15,603 --> 00:55:18,233
Sorry, bride number one.
Can't win 'em all, girl.

1047
00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:26,406
♪♪ [ Techno Dance Pop ]

1048
00:55:29,117 --> 00:55:33,197
It's weird, losing.
I gotta say I'm not loving it.

1049
00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:35,208
No, but you were both so good.

1050
00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:37,880
Yeah, you really got up there,
and you tried.

1051
00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:41,879
- Forget it. It's my bachelorette
party, right? - Yes.

1052
00:55:43,882 --> 00:55:45,672
[ Shutter Clicks ]
Good girl. Here you go.

1053
00:55:45,759 --> 00:55:47,969
It's like you read my mind.

1054
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:55,019
[ Car Alarm Honking ]

1055
00:55:55,101 --> 00:55:57,901
[ Gasps ] Oh, my God!

1056
00:55:57,979 --> 00:55:59,899
Oh, my God!

1057
00:56:02,817 --> 00:56:04,857
Taxi! Taxi.

1058
00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:10,777
Kevin. Kevin. I need coffee.

1059
00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:14,077
Excuse me. I need coffee.
I need three Advil.

1060
00:56:14,162 --> 00:56:16,082
Yeah. Four waters.

1061
00:56:16,164 --> 00:56:19,174
Get a splash of that Kahlúa next
to wherever that paralegal is.

1062
00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:21,172
Hey, Elana. Good morning.

1063
00:56:21,294 --> 00:56:23,456
You work too hard. I'm gonna
treat you to lunch. Okay.

1064
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,241
- Where are you, Kev? Are you in the
office? - I hear you coming. Liv?

1065
00:56:26,265 --> 00:56:27,835
Liv, blue! Hair! Hey, Advil.

1066
00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:30,086
- [ Whispering ] You have blue hair!
- [ Gasps ]

1067
00:56:32,430 --> 00:56:34,850
[ Whispering ] Oh, my God.
I totally forgot.

1068
00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:37,733
I was supposed to get it
dyed back at 7:00.

1069
00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:40,851
I think it's very-It's gonna
be... They're gonna love it.

1070
00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:42,939
I got it.
I'm gonna figure it out.

1071
00:56:43,024 --> 00:56:47,194
If we could all refer to the briefs I've drawn
up. I've highlighted a few main points.

1072
00:56:47,278 --> 00:56:50,238
Our discovery process in
depositions and document requests-

1073
00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:53,163
maybe you guys could share that one...
has yielded significant results.

1074
00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:57,703
W-W-Wait. Okay. I am looking at
the brief dated two weeks ago.

1075
00:56:57,831 --> 00:57:00,551
Where is the latest version? I could
have sworn that I updated these.

1076
00:57:01,459 --> 00:57:03,999
Just a second.

1077
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,997
Goddamn it!

1078
00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:07,759
Your hair.

1079
00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:11,761
Yes, my hair.
My hair... is blue!

1080
00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:14,781
My hair is blue. My wedding's in a
week, and I'm paying my maid of honor.

1081
00:57:14,805 --> 00:57:16,215
Okay? Or rather Mr. Colson is.

1082
00:57:16,307 --> 00:57:18,807
And, yes, maybe
I misplaced the brief!

1083
00:57:18,893 --> 00:57:23,273
And, yes, maybe my best friend
in the world forever hates me!

1084
00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,316
Hates me!

1085
00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:36,366
[ Gasps ] Oh, my God.

1086
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,793
[ Sobs ]
I'm gonna be a bald bride.

1087
00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:44,043
It's so not ideal.

1088
00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:46,127
This is who's representing us?

1089
00:57:46,212 --> 00:57:50,592
Not anymore. Miss Lerner's off the case.
I'm taking over.

1090
00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:54,545
No, now look, calm down. I'm
gonna get it dyed back.

1091
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,020
[ Sighs ] Miss Lerner.

1092
00:57:58,099 --> 00:58:00,229
You are excused.

1093
00:58:02,937 --> 00:58:06,107
[ Sniffs ] I'm not this girl.

1094
00:58:08,818 --> 00:58:11,948
I just don't screw up.
I just don't get demoted.

1095
00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:16,120
It's like I don't have anybody.
I feel so alone.

1096
00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:20,329
Hey.

1097
00:58:20,413 --> 00:58:22,413
Babe, I'm right here.

1098
00:58:25,835 --> 00:58:27,745
[ Sniffs, Sighs ]

1099
00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:32,757
You miss your friend,
especially now.

1100
00:58:32,842 --> 00:58:35,092
She'd know just what to say.

1101
00:58:35,178 --> 00:58:37,468
[ Sobs ] I'm mad at her too.

1102
00:58:37,555 --> 00:58:43,225
She went for the hair.
Girlfriends don't do that.

1103
00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:46,981
You'll fix it. And if you can't, I love it.

1104
00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:51,815
I do. You're like this
very tall, very hot Smurf.

1105
00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:55,243
[ Chuckles ]

1106
00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:58,283
Oh, honey.

1107
00:59:00,328 --> 00:59:02,288
It's not just about the hair.

1108
00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:07,498
I'm mad because
maybe she's right.

1109
00:59:09,128 --> 00:59:12,838
And it's exhausting having to
try to be perfect all the time.

1110
00:59:12,924 --> 00:59:17,144
That's how I held it together
ever since I was a kid.

1111
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:21,390
I figured nothing-nothing bad would
happen again if I was just...

1112
00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:25,814
one step ahead ofeverything
and everybody, all the time.

1113
00:59:27,146 --> 00:59:30,226
[ Sighs ]
Life isn't perfect, hon.

1114
00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:33,989
It's messy.

1115
00:59:36,948 --> 00:59:38,868
You're right.

1116
00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:41,871
I mean, I was gonna be
perfect for you,

1117
00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:44,253
but now that you say
it's impossible... Hey.

1118
00:59:44,330 --> 00:59:49,040
No, you don't. No, you
don't have to be perfect.

1119
00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:52,417
I've always wanted a human wife.

1120
00:59:52,505 --> 00:59:56,505
Yeah, the other ones are just...
too hard to inflate.

1121
01:00:01,222 --> 01:00:03,102
Hey. Hey.

1122
01:00:03,224 --> 01:00:05,604
Almost back to normal, huh?
I know, right?

1123
01:00:05,685 --> 01:00:09,395
I have, like, one layer ofskin left, but
that should be okay for our wedding.

1124
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,400
So, oops, sorry, Liv.

1125
01:00:11,482 --> 01:00:14,192
I wish I had pictures. You know?

1126
01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:18,857
It's like I was up there, and there's
this spotlight, and when I hit that rope-

1127
01:00:18,948 --> 01:00:21,828
- Oh, my God!
- Hey! Enough, enough, enough!

1128
01:00:21,909 --> 01:00:25,699
I've heard this story
10,000 times, Emma.

1129
01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:28,038
You've been acting
a little wild lately. Okay?

1130
01:00:28,124 --> 01:00:30,544
And I'm tired of it.
So knock it off.

1131
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:33,667
Lately you've been very mad
and tense and excited.

1132
01:00:33,755 --> 01:00:35,933
You know what? I just don't
know how to deal with this.

1133
01:00:35,957 --> 01:00:39,127
Uh-huh. And quite frankly, you have
me questioning whether or not...

1134
01:00:39,218 --> 01:00:42,258
this is something about-to do with
the wedding or ifthis is permanent.

1135
01:00:42,347 --> 01:00:45,307
Um, well, Fletcher, it is kind
of permanent. You know?

1136
01:00:45,391 --> 01:00:49,441
It is possible that I might be mad or tense or
excited more than once in the next 40 years.

1137
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,724
Is it? Really? You know what?
You're doing it right now.

1138
01:00:51,748 --> 01:00:55,938
- What? - You're being, not,
I mean, not bitchy, but-

1139
01:00:56,027 --> 01:00:58,587
I said "not bitchy." But you're
right there in that neighborhood.

1140
01:00:59,781 --> 01:01:01,701
You should have the cab,
like, take a U-turn,

1141
01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:04,123
drop you off at Pleasant
and Nice, where we met.

1142
01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:07,322
Are you upset because of this thing with
Liv, or because I'm having feelings?

1143
01:01:07,346 --> 01:01:09,206
Totally. Because it's
kind of hard to read you.

1144
01:01:09,290 --> 01:01:12,670
My God! That's totally it. I'm upset
because you have feelings. You nailed it.

1145
01:01:12,752 --> 01:01:17,172
Okay. So in other words, then don't have so
many feelings, but if I do, don't show 'em.

1146
01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:20,678
I shouldn't have so many-Oh, God! I
can't even talk to you right now!

1147
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:24,180
You haven't tried yet. Do you realize-Do
you know how hard this is for me?

1148
01:01:24,305 --> 01:01:28,925
I don't even know who you are. You have not
even tried to ask me about how I'm feeling.

1149
01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:32,270
I'm so confused.
I don't even know who you are.

1150
01:01:34,232 --> 01:01:36,782
All right? I don't want to talk.

1151
01:01:47,453 --> 01:01:50,663
It's a tense time. We're fine. Whatever.
I was gonna go to the gym.

1152
01:01:50,748 --> 01:01:53,418
Bye.

1153
01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:21,699
[ Woman ]
♪ The blank pages of my diary ♪

1154
01:02:21,779 --> 01:02:26,699
♪ That I haven't touched
since you left me ♪

1155
01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:32,116
Emma?
♪ The closed blinds in my home ♪

1156
01:02:32,206 --> 01:02:37,206
Emma! Emma!
♪ See no light of day ♪

1157
01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:42,505
♪ Dust gathers on my stereo ♪

1158
01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:48,312
♪ 'Cause I can't bear
to hear the radio ♪

1159
01:02:48,389 --> 01:02:53,519
♪ The piano sits
in a shady space ♪

1160
01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:58,443
♪ With a picture of your face ♪

1161
01:02:58,566 --> 01:03:03,396
[ Rings ] ♪ Coffee stains
on your favorite book ♪

1162
01:03:03,529 --> 01:03:06,029
[ Drill Whirring ]
Liv Lerner's office.

1163
01:03:06,115 --> 01:03:10,235
Hey, Kevin. It's Emma.
Is Liv there?

1164
01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:12,658
I'm sorry, can you hold on?
Just a minute, I-Sorry.

1165
01:03:12,747 --> 01:03:14,787
It's my worst nightmare.
I'm "cubicle-ized."

1166
01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:17,634
I'm sorry, Liv's dealing with a
crisis right now. Can we return?

1167
01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:21,590
Fine. That's...

1168
01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:24,172
Yeah. Okay, I get it. Bye.

1169
01:03:24,258 --> 01:03:27,928
Hey! I'm sorry. Who is this? ♪
I'm scared to face another day ♪

1170
01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:33,484
Hello? ♪ 'Cause the fear
in me just won't go away ♪

1171
01:03:33,559 --> 01:03:37,729
♪ In an instant, you were gone ♪

1172
01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:42,694
♪ And I'm scared ♪♪

1173
01:03:52,036 --> 01:03:53,866
Hey!

1174
01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:56,794
Hi!

1175
01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,786
How are you? Long time, huh?

1176
01:03:58,918 --> 01:04:03,418
I know. It's my fault. I've been
really busy. Oh, yeah. Right. Busy.

1177
01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:07,756
Nothing to do with the fact that I'm the brother
of your archenemy. I mean, best friend.

1178
01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:10,354
Hey! I have to rent a tux.

1179
01:04:10,429 --> 01:04:12,469
You're coming with me. Come on.

1180
01:04:12,598 --> 01:04:14,518
Um, okay. Come on.

1181
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:19,400
I'm a little surprised. I would have thought a
big magazine writer would have his own tux.

1182
01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:37,496
How you doing, Em? Hmm?
How you feeling?

1183
01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:40,792
Um, feel fine.

1184
01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:43,964
Fine's not really
a feeling though.

1185
01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:46,716
Fine's a feeling.

1186
01:04:46,799 --> 01:04:48,839
"I feel fine." You could say that.
People say that.

1187
01:04:48,926 --> 01:04:51,216
Yeah, sure. You can say that.

1188
01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:55,218
Okay. It's, like-

1189
01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:57,428
[ Sighs ] Things are
crazy with the wedding.

1190
01:04:57,518 --> 01:05:01,858
And there are all these details and...
I don't know.

1191
01:05:01,939 --> 01:05:05,529
I had this idea of how it was
gonna be in my head, and-

1192
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:10,820
And it's not as much fun as that.
Mm-hmm.

1193
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:13,657
[ Crying ] And I don't know why.

1194
01:05:16,037 --> 01:05:18,537
But mostly, I am fine.

1195
01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:22,995
[ Sighs ] Let's fix your tie. I
can't look at a tie like this.

1196
01:05:23,019 --> 01:05:27,089
Yeah. Change the subject. This
doesn't look right without a tie.

1197
01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:29,584
I'm gonna go with a clip-on
'cause I can't figure this out.

1198
01:05:29,608 --> 01:05:32,138
You have no patience. Really?

1199
01:05:32,219 --> 01:05:34,179
Mm-mmm.

1200
01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:38,519
Kind ofthink I wait
around too long.

1201
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,516
Hey, let me buy you
a cup of coffee.

1202
01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:49,068
Oh, um, I-I can't.
I'm late for, um-

1203
01:05:49,153 --> 01:05:51,453
But I'll call you.

1204
01:05:51,530 --> 01:05:55,910
Um, when I'm not-You-That-You
look, um, you look really...

1205
01:05:55,993 --> 01:06:00,293
You're gonna make a very
handsome bride "giver-awayer."

1206
01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:03,213
Thank you.

1207
01:06:03,292 --> 01:06:05,382
And, Em, you're gonna make
a beautiful bride. Really.

1208
01:06:06,754 --> 01:06:08,964
Yeah? Yeah. I always thought so.

1209
01:06:09,048 --> 01:06:11,548
Thanks. Bye.

1210
01:06:18,599 --> 01:06:21,979
[ Snoring ]

1211
01:06:37,368 --> 01:06:42,078
[ Marion Narrating ] Despite it all, when
morning broke on that sixth of June...

1212
01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:45,544
it was the perfect day
for a wedding.

1213
01:06:45,626 --> 01:06:47,536
Well, two weddings.

1214
01:06:47,628 --> 01:06:50,088
T-minus three hours, people.

1215
01:06:50,172 --> 01:06:53,552
Guard your camps, execute your duties,
and we may make it out of here alive.

1216
01:06:53,634 --> 01:06:55,764
Incoming, people.

1217
01:07:00,599 --> 01:07:02,519
Roses for Lerner.
Peonies for Allan.

1218
01:07:02,643 --> 01:07:04,983
Has the Allan officiant reported
for duty yet? Yes, he has.

1219
01:07:05,104 --> 01:07:06,274
Linens for Lerner? Yes.

1220
01:07:06,355 --> 01:07:07,725
Excellent.

1221
01:07:07,815 --> 01:07:11,815
Let's move, people. This
is not a dress rehearsal.

1222
01:07:11,902 --> 01:07:14,572
Amazing. You can't even
see the blue anymore.

1223
01:07:14,655 --> 01:07:16,605
[ Sighs ] [ Knocking ]

1224
01:07:20,244 --> 01:07:23,124
Oh, Liv.

1225
01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:26,875
My God, you're the most beautiful
bride I have ever seen.

1226
01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:28,749
[ Sighs ] Thank you.

1227
01:07:28,836 --> 01:07:31,956
[ Beeps ]
Oh, uh, excuse me a sec.

1228
01:07:34,091 --> 01:07:36,011
She's so weird.

1229
01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:40,508
God, I'm so nervous.
I don't know why.

1230
01:07:40,598 --> 01:07:43,808
- Is the veil supposed to go like that?
- Yes. Why?

1231
01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:46,643
Oh, no. You look fine.

1232
01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:52,399
You know, honestly, the pressure we put
on brides these days to look perfect.

1233
01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:54,735
It's just ridiculous.

1234
01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:59,740
You don't have to look your most beautiful
on your wedding day. Okay, everybody?

1235
01:07:59,825 --> 01:08:02,235
Mom! [ Chuckles ]

1236
01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:04,248
You know,
if you want my opinion-

1237
01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:07,620
You know what, Deb? I don't.
I don't want your opinion.

1238
01:08:07,708 --> 01:08:10,538
Wh-What?

1239
01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:14,128
Deb, I have been dealing with
versions of you my whole life,

1240
01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:16,125
and I'm gonna
tell you something...

1241
01:08:16,217 --> 01:08:18,177
that I should've told myself
a long time ago.

1242
01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:19,930
Sometimes it's about me, okay?

1243
01:08:20,012 --> 01:08:23,062
Not all the time, but every once in
a while it's my time. Like today.

1244
01:08:23,140 --> 01:08:25,230
If you're not okay with that,
feel free to go.

1245
01:08:25,309 --> 01:08:27,849
But if you stay,
you have to do your job.

1246
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:31,517
And that means smiling and talking
about my bridal beauty...

1247
01:08:31,607 --> 01:08:33,567
and, most importantly,
not making it about you.

1248
01:08:33,651 --> 01:08:35,571
Okay? Can you do that?

1249
01:08:35,653 --> 01:08:38,073
Yes, I'd like to.

1250
01:08:38,155 --> 01:08:40,405
Then we're good.

1251
01:08:40,491 --> 01:08:43,081
Harpist is Allan.
Quartet is Lerner.

1252
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:46,160
How many times
do I have to repeat myself?

1253
01:08:46,247 --> 01:08:48,367
[ Clears Throat ]

1254
01:08:48,499 --> 01:08:52,289
Check on the grooms' status and
man your battle stations. Okay.

1255
01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:54,458
If you're about to jump ship
from one wedding,

1256
01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:56,757
let someone else know
so we can create a diversion.

1257
01:08:56,882 --> 01:09:00,302
Okay. I'm going to Liv's ceremony
and Emma's reception. More booze.

1258
01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:03,465
I'm gonna do a quick head count of the
hot drunk single guys and then choose.

1259
01:09:03,489 --> 01:09:06,409
Good call. Allan. Lerner.

1260
01:09:07,726 --> 01:09:10,596
Hey, Mr. Allan. How are you?
[ Chuckles ]

1261
01:09:10,729 --> 01:09:13,059
I'm good, bud. How're you?
Big day, huh?

1262
01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,689
Yes. Yes, it is.

1263
01:09:14,775 --> 01:09:17,775
I caught a glimpse of Emma when I
was scouting out the enemy camp.

1264
01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:20,533
[ Chuckles ]
She is beautiful, sir.

1265
01:09:20,614 --> 01:09:22,534
Thank you, Nathan.

1266
01:09:22,616 --> 01:09:24,794
Listen, you think I could
have a word with your sister?

1267
01:09:24,818 --> 01:09:27,828
Not about the-the fight, about
something else. Oh, yeah. Sure.

1268
01:09:27,913 --> 01:09:30,543
[ Women Chattering ]

1269
01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:33,535
Liv. [ Chuckles ]

1270
01:09:33,627 --> 01:09:37,087
Hi! Mr. Allan!

1271
01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:39,803
Oh, Liv.

1272
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:43,427
Wow. Your mom and dad
would be so proud.

1273
01:09:43,512 --> 01:09:46,642
- Thank you.
- Of both of you.

1274
01:09:46,765 --> 01:09:48,845
Thank you. Thanks.

1275
01:09:48,934 --> 01:09:52,104
I just want to pass on a
blessing from our generation.

1276
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:55,478
Notjust from myself but from...

1277
01:09:57,109 --> 01:10:02,449
f-from my dear friends who would've
given anything to be here today.

1278
01:10:03,532 --> 01:10:06,122
Good luck, sweetheart. Oh.

1279
01:10:06,243 --> 01:10:08,333
Nate. Mr. Allan, thank you.

1280
01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:09,834
Good to see you. All right.

1281
01:10:09,914 --> 01:10:12,374
You too.

1282
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:16,628
Such a good man.
Emma's so much like him.

1283
01:10:16,712 --> 01:10:21,672
So, according to Ms. St. Claire,
you are allowed one weak nip...

1284
01:10:21,759 --> 01:10:23,679
before the wedding,
to sort of steady the nerves.

1285
01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:27,261
So we have scotch-Okay.
Scotch is good.

1286
01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:29,308
We have vodka and tequila.

1287
01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:31,561
Tequila, tequila?
Tequila! Tequila!

1288
01:10:31,685 --> 01:10:34,265
Kevin! Tequila.
Tequila's so trashy.

1289
01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:37,816
No, no, no. Kevin. Kevin, listen to me.
You don't even like tequila.

1290
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:40,320
You take this to Marion. You
tell her I switched the DVD's.

1291
01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:42,580
She needs to play this
when Emma walks down the aisle.

1292
01:10:42,604 --> 01:10:44,534
I thought we were rising
above this sort ofthing.

1293
01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:47,405
We are, which is why I need you to
do this for me right now. Hurry!

1294
01:10:49,203 --> 01:10:51,663
[ Sighs ]

1295
01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:55,671
You'll thank me one day.

1296
01:10:55,793 --> 01:10:57,963
[ Knocking ] I'll go get that.

1297
01:10:58,087 --> 01:10:59,587
That's very helpful. Okay.

1298
01:10:59,672 --> 01:11:00,672
Thank you.

1299
01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:03,376
Oh, my God. It's your parents.

1300
01:11:03,467 --> 01:11:06,637
Come on in. Look, isn't
she a bridal beauty?

1301
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:10,060
She sure is. Oh, my gosh.

1302
01:11:10,182 --> 01:11:13,852
Oh, wow, Mom. Oh, my God!
Is that my dress?

1303
01:11:13,978 --> 01:11:16,648
[ Chuckles ] Are you happy?

1304
01:11:16,730 --> 01:11:18,650
I'm happy if you're happy.

1305
01:11:18,732 --> 01:11:21,942
Sweetheart, you could get married in
a brown paper bag, I wouldn't care.

1306
01:11:22,027 --> 01:11:24,857
This is your day.

1307
01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:29,909
Oh, boy, I need a tissue.

1308
01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:33,365
Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry. You're
gonna screw up your makeup, honey.

1309
01:11:33,455 --> 01:11:36,825
I found this when we moved
to Boca, and I saved it.

1310
01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:40,209
Dad. What is it? I knew there'd
come a day to give it to you.

1311
01:11:43,632 --> 01:11:47,052
Go ahead. Open it.

1312
01:11:53,934 --> 01:11:56,734
In case you need
something old or blue.

1313
01:11:59,064 --> 01:12:00,984
It's really Liv's.

1314
01:12:01,066 --> 01:12:03,896
Well, something borrowed then.

1315
01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:14,623
Daddy, I need to see her.

1316
01:12:14,705 --> 01:12:17,745
I think she feels the same way.
[ Knocking ]

1317
01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:20,133
I'll get that.

1318
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,799
Oh, it's Marion.

1319
01:12:25,883 --> 01:12:29,433
Uh, places, people.
We're on in two.

1320
01:12:29,511 --> 01:12:32,971
Marion, could I just run
down the hallway for a second?

1321
01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:38,137
Emma, you are the most beautiful
bride I have ever seen. Ready.

1322
01:12:38,270 --> 01:12:41,270
Bride one, walking.
Bride one, walking. Oh.

1323
01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:50,410
♪ I was a little girl ♪

1324
01:12:50,491 --> 01:12:53,871
♪ Alone in my little world ♪

1325
01:12:53,952 --> 01:12:58,332
♪ Who dreamed of a little
home for me ♪ It's time.

1326
01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:03,711
♪ I played pretend
between the trees ♪

1327
01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:07,006
♪ And fed my houseguests
bark and leaves ♪

1328
01:13:07,091 --> 01:13:11,551
♪ And laughed in
my pretty bed of green ♪

1329
01:13:12,763 --> 01:13:15,933
♪ I had a dream ♪

1330
01:13:16,016 --> 01:13:18,556
♪ That I could fly ♪

1331
01:13:18,644 --> 01:13:22,654
♪ From the highest swing ♪

1332
01:13:22,731 --> 01:13:25,071
♪ I had a dream ♪

1333
01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:37,539
♪ Ooh ♪♪

1334
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:57,851
[ Man ] Ma'am.

1335
01:14:12,322 --> 01:14:13,872
Oh, my God. Okay. Okay.

1336
01:14:13,991 --> 01:14:16,661
I'm getting married.
Yeah. Are you happy?

1337
01:14:16,743 --> 01:14:18,743
Uh-

1338
01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:21,789
[ Walkie Beeps ] When I get visual
confirmation on bride one walking...

1339
01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:23,794
give video
a five count and roll.

1340
01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:26,996
♪♪ [ Harpist Plays "Bridal
Chorus" ] And ready.

1341
01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:30,550
Walk.

1342
01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:51,650
[ Emma's Voice ] I'm in Acapulco, baby!
Spring break!

1343
01:14:51,737 --> 01:14:56,277
I'm here with Miguel.

1344
01:14:57,534 --> 01:14:58,664
[ Gasps ]

1345
01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:01,124
I love spring break!
I want to dance!

1346
01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:04,955
[ Women ] Go, Emma! Go, Emma!

1347
01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:07,752
[ Women Cheering ]

1348
01:15:07,836 --> 01:15:10,456
- I love being Emma!
- I-

1349
01:15:21,308 --> 01:15:25,308
[ Screams ]

1350
01:15:25,395 --> 01:15:27,305
We've been hit.
Repeat, we've been hit.

1351
01:15:43,330 --> 01:15:46,210
- [ Liv ] Emma!
- [ Screaming ]

1352
01:15:46,291 --> 01:15:48,421
[ Liv ] Let me tell you
something about that tape!

1353
01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:54,472
God, you swore! You swore you'd
never show that to anyone.

1354
01:15:55,759 --> 01:15:58,679
Just... let them go.

1355
01:15:58,762 --> 01:15:59,852
Emma!

1356
01:15:59,930 --> 01:16:02,270
Bring it on!

1357
01:16:02,349 --> 01:16:05,689
[ Liv ] Emma! I don't
want to fight!

1358
01:16:05,811 --> 01:16:09,981
Let me just tell you something!
I don't want to fight!

1359
01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:14,026
It's over.
I can't do this anymore.

1360
01:16:15,696 --> 01:16:18,656
I can't do this anymore.

1361
01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:23,737
[ Sighs ]

1362
01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:31,707
Thank God.

1363
01:17:17,591 --> 01:17:20,181
I'm fine.

1364
01:17:20,260 --> 01:17:22,180
[ People Murmuring ]

1365
01:17:22,262 --> 01:17:25,274
[ Whispering ] Emma, what the hell are
you doing? Have you lost your mind?

1366
01:17:25,298 --> 01:17:27,178
You just ruined our wedding.
You happy now?

1367
01:17:27,267 --> 01:17:30,557
Your friend? History. 'Cause she's a bad
influence on you, and she always has been.

1368
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:33,186
Judging by that DVD, you're a lot
more like her than I thought.

1369
01:17:33,315 --> 01:17:36,435
Good. I hope so. What?

1370
01:17:36,526 --> 01:17:39,606
Fletcher, you've been
my friend for 10 years.

1371
01:17:39,696 --> 01:17:43,026
I need you to be my friend now
and tell me the truth.

1372
01:17:44,451 --> 01:17:47,331
You're in love with a girl
that you met 10 years ago.

1373
01:17:47,412 --> 01:17:50,792
Hey, what's
the matter with that? Huh?

1374
01:17:50,874 --> 01:17:54,214
She's not here anymore.

1375
01:17:56,213 --> 01:17:59,883
I don't want to spend the rest
of my life fighting, Fletch.

1376
01:17:59,966 --> 01:18:01,926
Or caving.

1377
01:18:03,136 --> 01:18:05,096
Neither do you.

1378
01:18:09,893 --> 01:18:13,273
We're different.
We want different things.

1379
01:18:17,192 --> 01:18:19,442
You know that's true, don't you?

1380
01:18:24,616 --> 01:18:26,576
I knew.

1381
01:18:48,181 --> 01:18:50,141
Good-bye.

1382
01:18:53,478 --> 01:18:56,308
Oh, my God. Emma.

1383
01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:06,572
I'm fine.

1384
01:19:06,658 --> 01:19:09,408
This is all my fault. That video
was never supposed to happen.

1385
01:19:09,494 --> 01:19:13,084
I mean, it was supposed to happen,
but I canceled it. I thought I did.

1386
01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:16,285
'Cause I could never do that to you.
Emma, you're my best friend.

1387
01:19:16,376 --> 01:19:19,166
Oh, this fighting is so dumb.

1388
01:19:22,132 --> 01:19:25,182
I'm so sorry about everything.

1389
01:19:28,138 --> 01:19:31,768
I'm sorry... too.

1390
01:19:31,850 --> 01:19:34,520
I'm so sorry.

1391
01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:39,978
If I ruined it for you,
I don't want it anymore.

1392
01:19:40,066 --> 01:19:45,026
If Fletcher and I were perfect
for each other, then...

1393
01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:49,994
we'd be getting married,
and we're not.

1394
01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:55,285
Are you crying?

1395
01:19:55,373 --> 01:19:57,463
Yeah. It's like a whole new me.

1396
01:19:57,542 --> 01:20:01,132
And I just-I cry all the time.

1397
01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:05,803
- I'm kind of a basket case.
- No, Liv, I didn't want that. I'm sorry.

1398
01:20:05,884 --> 01:20:08,554
No. No, you were right.

1399
01:20:08,637 --> 01:20:11,927
I don't have to have it
constantly together all the time.

1400
01:20:13,016 --> 01:20:17,436
It's like...
this huge wake-up call.

1401
01:20:17,521 --> 01:20:20,651
And I'm kind ofstumbling around
a little bit, but...

1402
01:20:21,858 --> 01:20:23,898
I'm awake.

1403
01:20:26,279 --> 01:20:28,909
Will you stand up there with me?

1404
01:20:30,075 --> 01:20:32,365
Where else would I be?

1405
01:20:40,752 --> 01:20:44,922
Reset, people. Reset.

1406
01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:59,564
Oh, I almost forgot something.

1407
01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:04,356
Oh, my God. Em?
Where did you find that?

1408
01:21:04,442 --> 01:21:06,402
Two little girls
saved it for us.

1409
01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:11,453
Come on.

1410
01:21:35,765 --> 01:21:37,265
♪♪ [ Pop Rock ]

1411
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:39,560
Hi.

1412
01:21:39,644 --> 01:21:43,814
Hey. Are you single? Uh, yeah.

1413
01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:46,610
Are you straight?
I don't like labels.

1414
01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:52,241
So sorry to hear
about your divorce.

1415
01:21:52,324 --> 01:21:54,954
Why? It was only my first.

1416
01:21:55,035 --> 01:21:57,905
And next time, I'm definitely
getting married at the Plaza.

1417
01:21:57,996 --> 01:22:03,536
♪ You treated me so kind
I'm about to lose my mind ♪

1418
01:22:03,627 --> 01:22:07,337
♪ You made me so ♪
♪ Very happy ♪

1419
01:22:08,381 --> 01:22:09,591
Do you wanna dance? Yes.

1420
01:22:09,716 --> 01:22:12,376
Let's go. Okay.

1421
01:22:19,851 --> 01:22:22,271
Um-

1422
01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:26,274
No, baby. Baby,
let it happen on its own.

1423
01:22:26,358 --> 01:22:31,528
Uh-oh. Did I make a horrible mistake and
marry someone who's smarter than I am?

1424
01:22:34,991 --> 01:22:36,911
[ Marion Narrating ]
It was quite a wedding.

1425
01:22:36,993 --> 01:22:39,953
And as I stood there watching...

1426
01:22:40,038 --> 01:22:43,998
I realized something
I'd forgotten a long time ago.

1427
01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:49,844
♪ You made me so very happy ♪♪

1428
01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:55,393
Sometimes in life there really are
bonds formed that can never be broken.

1429
01:22:56,680 --> 01:23:01,020
Sometimes, you really can
find that one person...

1430
01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:04,521
who will stand by you
no matter what.

1431
01:23:04,604 --> 01:23:09,694
Maybe you'll find it in a spouse and
celebrate it with your dream wedding.

1432
01:23:11,069 --> 01:23:13,029
But there's also the chance...

1433
01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:17,783
that the one person you can
count on for a lifetime-

1434
01:23:17,867 --> 01:23:20,367
the one person who knows you...

1435
01:23:20,453 --> 01:23:23,413
sometimes better
than you know yourself―

1436
01:23:23,498 --> 01:23:28,708
is the same person who's been
standing beside you all along.

1437
01:23:39,806 --> 01:23:43,096
Wow! You look great. Hello. Oh, my God.
You look great.

1438
01:23:44,936 --> 01:23:47,436
Well, how was it?
How was the vacation?

1439
01:23:47,564 --> 01:23:49,984
It was amazing. I want to
know everything about it.

1440
01:23:50,066 --> 01:23:52,277
Actually, I don't. You married my brother.
That's weird.

1441
01:23:52,301 --> 01:23:54,051
So I don't want
to know anything, ever.

1442
01:23:55,613 --> 01:23:57,783
Should we toast? To marriage?

1443
01:23:57,866 --> 01:24:00,446
Um, actually, I'm not drinking.

1444
01:24:03,788 --> 01:24:06,788
Neither am I.

1445
01:24:08,001 --> 01:24:10,211
[ Together ] Are you pregnant?

1446
01:24:10,336 --> 01:24:11,666
When are-Me too. March third.

1447
01:24:11,755 --> 01:24:14,625
[ Together ] When're you due?
March third.

1448
01:24:17,469 --> 01:24:19,799
[ Shrieking ]
♪ Do you believe in love ♪

1449
01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:22,258
♪ Yes, I believe in love ♪

1450
01:24:22,348 --> 01:24:25,888
♪ I believe it's because
I've tried ♪ ♪ Do, do, do ♪

1451
01:24:25,977 --> 01:24:30,017
♪ And if you know anything
'Bout loving anyone ♪

1452
01:24:30,106 --> 01:24:33,776
♪ Somehow
you got to be satisfied ♪

1453
01:24:33,860 --> 01:24:35,940
♪ Oh, but don't go changin' ♪

1454
01:24:36,029 --> 01:24:38,069
♪ At least not for me, baby ♪

1455
01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:41,826
♪ I'm doin' what I gotta do
Ooh ♪

1456
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,830
♪ I'll be fine ♪

1457
01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:45,872
♪ Find a way to pass the time ♪

1458
01:24:45,955 --> 01:24:48,865
♪ While I sit here
waiting on you ♪

1459
01:24:48,958 --> 01:24:50,878
♪ Oh, listen ♪

1460
01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:56,340
♪ But as soon
as you get the chance, baby ♪

1461
01:24:56,424 --> 01:24:58,344
♪ You've got to ♪

1462
01:24:58,426 --> 01:25:02,046
♪ Love me ♪ ♪ Love me, baby ♪

1463
01:25:02,138 --> 01:25:05,308
♪ Please ♪ ♪ Do, do, do ♪

1464
01:25:05,391 --> 01:25:09,771
♪ Say you love me ♪
♪ Love me, baby ♪

1465
01:25:09,854 --> 01:25:13,114
♪ Pretty please ♪ ♪Just once ♪

1466
01:25:13,191 --> 01:25:18,281
♪ Know it's hard out there ♪

1467
01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:21,323
♪ I can imagine how ♪
♪ Do, do, do ♪

1468
01:25:21,407 --> 01:25:26,037
♪ Who you are in here ♪

1469
01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:29,461
♪ See I can imagine now ♪
♪ Do, do, do ♪

1470
01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:31,501
♪ Why can't reality ♪

1471
01:25:31,584 --> 01:25:34,134
♪ You don't ever have to be ♪

1472
01:25:34,212 --> 01:25:37,712
♪ Able to read my mind Ooh ♪

1473
01:25:37,799 --> 01:25:41,839
♪ I can hardly walk
without burning up ♪

1474
01:25:41,928 --> 01:25:44,638
♪ So I might as well
start alive ♪

1475
01:25:46,683 --> 01:25:52,273
♪ Just as soon
as you get a chance ♪

1476
01:25:52,355 --> 01:25:54,265
♪ Darlin' ♪

1477
01:25:54,357 --> 01:25:57,817
♪ Love me ♪ ♪ Love me, baby ♪

1478
01:25:57,902 --> 01:26:01,242
♪ Please ♪ ♪ Do, do, do ♪

1479
01:26:01,322 --> 01:26:05,452
♪ Say you love me ♪
♪ Love me, baby ♪

1480
01:26:05,535 --> 01:26:09,035
♪ Pretty please ♪ ♪ Do, do ♪

1481
01:26:09,122 --> 01:26:13,962
♪ Why, tell me why
you wanna treat me so bad ♪

1482
01:26:14,043 --> 01:26:15,963
♪ When you know I love you ♪

1483
01:26:16,045 --> 01:26:17,955
♪ Darlin', don't you know ♪

1484
01:26:18,047 --> 01:26:22,087
♪ I'm giving you the best lovin'
you've ever had ♪

1485
01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:24,297
♪ No one else for you ♪

1486
01:26:24,387 --> 01:26:32,387
♪ Just as soon ♪ ♪Just as soon ♪

1487
01:26:33,938 --> 01:26:37,608
♪ Love me ♪ ♪ Love me, baby ♪

1488
01:26:37,692 --> 01:26:41,072
♪ Please ♪ ♪ Do, do, do ♪

1489
01:26:41,154 --> 01:26:45,414
♪ Say you love me ♪
♪ Love me, baby ♪

1490
01:26:45,491 --> 01:26:49,621
♪ Pretty please ♪ ♪ Do, do ♪

1491
01:26:49,704 --> 01:26:55,674
♪ Say, won't you come love me
Pretty, pretty please ♪

1492
01:26:55,752 --> 01:26:57,712
♪ Do, do, do ♪

1493
01:26:57,795 --> 01:27:01,085
♪ Said if you got the time
baby ♪